What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Jovan

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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guess what what ...

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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