- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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