- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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