your mom gave me head.....phones

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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stinky boner

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Anti Joke

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