What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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