- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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