There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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