- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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