There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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