What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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