- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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