- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

how do you win a game try your best

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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