What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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