- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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