Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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