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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

your mom was so fat that she died.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Cheese

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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