What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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