- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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