- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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