What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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