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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Who wants water? I do.

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