- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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