- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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