What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

If the 49ers won the superbowl

batman farted so hes retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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