- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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