When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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haha

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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