How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

this website is a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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