- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Two baby seals walk into a club.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??