Donald Trump

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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