- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

I'm Polish.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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