- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

All of these jokes are about white people

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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