Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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How old are you? 7

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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