- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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