How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Go away still nothing to see

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Yellow People !!

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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