u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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