A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

black people

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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