- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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