- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

You having friends.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Hello.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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