- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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