What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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9/11

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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1+2 = 6

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Anti Joke

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