- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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race-car = rac-ecar

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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