-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

A pope meets another one

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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