A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Yes

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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