What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Tall asians

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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