- Anti Joke

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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