Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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