What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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