- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Steve Jobs is alive.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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