Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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