- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What rhymes with milk...milf

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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