- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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