THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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