What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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