what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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VITAMIN C!

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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