- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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