- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's long and black The unemployment line

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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