- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Albert your flies undone.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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