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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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My cat just died.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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