Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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