Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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hi michael

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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