Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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quantum physics?

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Women.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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