- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

I'm rick james bitch

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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