Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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