- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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