- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

I have read the terms and conditions

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Roses are red.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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