- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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