- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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