Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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