Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Yes

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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