- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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