What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Fat? Jesse Z

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

womens rights

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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