- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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