- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Jesus Christ

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Chlamydia

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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