- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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