Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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