Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A man did not like this site

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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