A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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poo

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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