- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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