Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

why did katy fall off her bike?

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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