The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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