- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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