Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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