- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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