So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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