- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Japan

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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