- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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