- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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