There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Your big dick.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Potassium? K.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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