Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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