It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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