Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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