- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Poker? I barely even know her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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