- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

hers a joke... japanese people

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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