Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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