Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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