- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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