What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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