"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Weaner

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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