- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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