- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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