- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

I'm Polish.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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