Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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