what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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