- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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