What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Whose your daddy? Not me

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

someone called someone else a frog

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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