Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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