Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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race-car = rac-ecar

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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