- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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