Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

my penis

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

whats green and lives in the water

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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