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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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