What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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people magazine

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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jews

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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