- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Guest what in the butt

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Want to hear a joke? No.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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