How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Ben Corbishley

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

kennah campion when she talks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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