Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

All of these jokes are about white people

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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