"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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