- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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