What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Your mom.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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