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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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