- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

your mama's so fat... that's it

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

One, two, three, four and five

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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