- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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