How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Guest what in the butt

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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