What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

thumb_up thumb_down +8

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

thumb_up thumb_down +8

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops