Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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