- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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