Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What is older than history?

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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