All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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