yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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