- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

i like turtles

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Your girlfriend.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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