Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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