- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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