- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Flowers are colors Love me

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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