Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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stinky boner

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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