I'm Coming

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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