- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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