What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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