- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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