- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Michael Brown

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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