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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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