- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

bangers and mash?

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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