- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Gay rights.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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