- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Robin, get in the car, please.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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