Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

speak now or forever hold your pee

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

binladin walks into the american seals

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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