Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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