- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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