Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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