How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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HEY!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Anti Joke

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