What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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outside your comfort zone

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Japan

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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