- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

were at work systems r down

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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