How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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