why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What's just not right? Left

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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