- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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