why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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