Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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