why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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