- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A baby seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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