- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

So a bar walks into a man...

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

i dont care if you rate me or not

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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