Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Anti Joke

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