So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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