- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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