- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

a blind man walks into a wall

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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