- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

So this guy was making a sandwich...

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man walks into a bar. Ow

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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