- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Yes

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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