- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Your mother is so fat.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Whose your daddy? Not me

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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