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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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