your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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no.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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