- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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