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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Refridgerator.

Gay rights.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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