A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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