- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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