- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

someone called someone else a frog

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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