- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A women left the kitchen.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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