Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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