What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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