This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Anti Joke

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