- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I am quite mature.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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