- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Your girlfriend.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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