- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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