- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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