Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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