- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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