- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??