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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have an idea! You leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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