Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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No it doesnt..

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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