- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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