Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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