A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

hey hey apple

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Fat? Jesse Z

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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