- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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