how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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black chicken. kfc

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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