Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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