How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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