- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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