- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

I agree to the terms and conditions

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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