- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

ever tried african food? they neither

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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