- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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