- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Anti Jokes = Drained

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

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