- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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