- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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