Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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