- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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