- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??