What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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