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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Whats two plus two Four!

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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