What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Anti Joke

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