- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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