If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

batman farted so hes retarded

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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