Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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A fat guy!

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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i'm hard

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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