Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Faithful men.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What is white and black and red all over.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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