What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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