Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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