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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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