What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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how do you win a game try your best

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What page are you on The gay page.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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