- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I am a mime

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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