- Anti Joke

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

time to spruce up!

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Allah walked into AK Bar

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu