God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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