- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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