- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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