- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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