There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

women's rights

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Anti Joke

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