Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Jebron Lames.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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