Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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