- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Potassium? K.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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