- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is older than history?

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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