- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

whats white and sticky? a white stick

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??