- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

knock knock who's there ?

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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