- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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