- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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