Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A black man walks out of a police station

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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