- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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