- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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